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why giant cats are not allowed on aircraft carriers

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Finally found him

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Cat worship

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Breakfast Is to be served promptly at 6am, Steve. Not 6:10, not 6:05. six am, Steve.

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Finally we found him

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A dog thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… They must be gods…”
The cat thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… I must be God!”

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If K-9 is a guard dog, a guard cat would be....
K-10.^^kitten

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A cat entered a barn
A cat entered a barn:
Meooow!
All the mice hid. The cat broke the silence again:
Woof, woof!
All the mice came out of hiding. The moral: It's always good to study a second language.

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Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door?
He was a little husky

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A cat and dog stand next to a broken case. Who did it?
The Russians.

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George Michael was dancing in the supermarket when he accidentally knocked over an entire stack of cat food, spilling it everywhere
Careless Whiskas

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What did Katy Perry name her cat?
Kitty Purry

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What does a cat say when it wants to go outside?
Let meow

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I was so ugly and smelly as a kid
That when I played in the sandbox, the cat would try to bury me!

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Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder?
He was very Superstitious.

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You know those weird cat-dog things in Undertale?...
I could never understand tem

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When does a black cat bring bad luck?
When you’re a mouse!

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What was the difference between the dead lawyer and the dead cat on the side of the road?
The cat had tire marks before it.

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I can't watch Netflix with my cat...
Because she paws it.

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A cat was looking at me funny...
It was staring meow-t.

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