I asked Santa for something to wear and something to play with...He brought me a pair of trousers with holes in the pockets.Merry Christmas everyone! 0 0 0
Santa was late delivering presents on Christmas because his reindeer needed so many coffee breaksThey were all star bucks 0 0 0
What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'hо hо hо' and 'merry Christmas'?They are both santa clauses. 0 0 0
So this is how gullible my best friend is, I told her to come quickly because Father Christmas was talking to Caitlin JennerShe says, no, I don't believe you, Caitlin Jenner isn't real.I cant believe she's 30 and still believes in Santa! 0 0 0
I've got a Christmas сrаскеr joke so good it can't wait.Why do crackers love Santa? Because he's white. 0 0 0
Why did Donald Trump keep adding decorations to the Christmas Tree?Because people kept shouting "моrоn" at him. 0 0 0
A man goes to buy a Christmas Tree...... After the salesman rings him up and helps him strap it to the car, he asks, "were you planning on putting this up yourself?" to which the man responds, "Actually, I was thinking of putting it in the living room." 0 0 0
What moment is Batman History was the worst for Batman?Christmas.He lays an egg, smells bad, and Joker gets away.Also his parents are dead. 0 0 0
The doctor has given me two months to live.I've chosen August and December, because I like summer but don't want to miss Christmas. 1 0 0
I feel sorry for those who are unable to afford food and drink this season.You know it's bad when Mariah Carey can't even afford juice. She is so hard pressed that she even made a song about it. You know, all she wants for Christmas is juice. 0 0 0
He says to his wife:"Sleeping with you is like Christmas, Birthday and the 4th of July in a single moment."To which she replies:"Well, each of those dates is just once per year too." 0 0 0
This will be the fifth year in a row that my in-laws will come over for Christmas. I think this time we should let them in. 0 0 0