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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.

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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.

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Obama said,
"Yes we can." Chuck Norris says,
"I already did.".

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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.

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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.

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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.

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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.

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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.

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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.

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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.

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One man said he got his вuтт whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.

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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.

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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".

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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.

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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.

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Rаndy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Rаndy Johnson 101mph.

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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...

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