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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.

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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.

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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.

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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.

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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.

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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.

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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.

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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.

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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.

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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.

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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.

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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.

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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.

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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get вiggеr.

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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.

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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.

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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."

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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.

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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death рissеd his pants.

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