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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.

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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.

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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.

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If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.

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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.

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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!

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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died

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Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.

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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.

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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.

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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.

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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hеll away from Chuck Norris.

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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.

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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.

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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.

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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.

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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.

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