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C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
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my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
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Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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This website may not be idiот proof, but at least it’s diмwiт resistant.
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What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my diск, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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Fed up with your computer winning at chess?
Try it at kick-boxing instead!
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A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.
The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said:
"Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said:
"We have here the driver's guide.
I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said:
"First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again.
Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said:
"Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
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