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A little girl asks his dad:
"Dad, how did I get my name?" The dad said,
"Well, Rose, a rose fell on your head when you were young, so I named you Rose." Rose's sister comes in and asked "hey dad, how did I get MY name?"
And the dad said:
"Well, Daisy, when you were young, a daisy fell on your head, so I named you Daisy."
Then a mental rетаrd brother comes in and said:
"Brabrb an rbabra"
"Oh hey Brick." Said the dad.
A boy was getting a checkup at the doctor's office, while his mother was in the waiting room. Trying to get some information out of the boy, the nurse asked,
"What's your mother's name?"
The boy replied, "Mom."
The nurse said,
"Well, what does your dad call her?"
The boy responded, "Tammy." The nurse wrote this down. She did the same thing, only with the father as the subject, and got the same reply, "Dad."
As a last resort, she remarked, once again, "What does your mom call him?"
The boy looked up at her with big innocent eyes and said,
"Idiот."
A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about рussy, and their b*tch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a рussy?"The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a рussy." the son then asks "What's a b*tch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a b*tch."The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a рussy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vаginа and says "Son, this is a рussy!"The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a b*tch?"
The dad replies,
"That's everything outside the circle!"