Bin Laden's kid comes sad from school"Dad i got an F in Geography class""Why is that?""The teacher asked me what's the tallest building in New York and i said Empire State Building"Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies"Let dad handle this one." 0 0 0
A programmer's wife is having a baby.The doctor hands over the baby to the dad. The mom asks:"Is it a boy or a girl?"The programmer responds:"Yes, that's true". 0 0 0
My dad was getting a prostate exam.He asked the doctor, "Where should I put my pants during the exam?""Just toss them in the corner" replied the doctor, "Right next to mine." 0 0 0
My doctor told me that I had Hepatitis BWhen I told my Asian dad, he said,"Why you no get Hepatitis A?" 0 0 0
I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hоокеr.It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use. 0 0 0
[OC] My friend recently taught his dog how to say "I love you"I'm still trying to teach my dad. 0 0 0
What kind of cake is the most popular one in cake shops?Answer:“This one!“And the second most popular?Answer:“No, no – that one, right next to it!” 0 0 0
A man goes to the doctor and says:“Doctor I swallowed a key. Can you please get it out of my belly?”The doctor asks:“When did you swallow it?”“About 3 years ago.”“Really? Why are you coming this late?!”“Well… I lost my spare key.” 0 0 0