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Friends are like воовs. Some big,some small. Some real, some fake.
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People who are scared of pedophiles need to grow up.
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What's a rарisт's favorite day? huмр day
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I'm not into that кinкy, freaky stuff where you put peanut butter under your armpits and liск it off. If I want a sandwich, I get up and go make me a sandwich. I ain't lickin' nothing off your body. That's nasty.
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Q. How do you turn your bath into a Jacuzzi for under $1?
A. Eat lots of beans.
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Do you guys know that to hang out with you, we pretend we understand football? Do you know that faking football has replaced faking the оrgаsм in America?
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Dad- Say daddy
Baby-Mommy
Dad- No say daddy...
Baby- No mommy
Daddy- Fuск you say daddy...
Babby Fuск you mommy
Mom-(Walks in the door)---What are you doing
Daddy- trying to get the baby to say daddy Baby Mommy
Daddy- (says quitley) fuск you say mommy
Mommy- WHat did you say..
Babby- Fuск you mommy
Mommy- BABY WERE DID YOU LEARN THAT!!?!
Babby- DADDY
Dad- SHIT
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Those who abstain from pre-marital sеx will argue that the greatest gift a woman can offer a man is her virginity. Not necessarily -- everything has a shelf life. I like cheesecake, but not if it's been sitting in the freezer for 30 years.
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The most unusual person I ever dated was a cop. She was a police woman. First night in bed she goes, 'Do you have any protection?' I said, 'You.'
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I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.
Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.
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Therapist: So, what's the problem?
Girlfriend: He just uses me for sеx.
Boyfriend: She is just using me for my money.
Therapist: So, what's the problem?
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A man was playing a game of golf with an assassin. In the middle of the game, they had a conversation.
Assassin:
"Hey, isn't that your wife and some guy f*cking in the car?"
Man:
"Oh my God, it is! Hey, I want you to shoot both of them for me, ok?"
Assassin:
"Okay, but I charge a thousand dollars per shot."
Man:
"Deal. I want you to shoot my wife in the head and the guy in the diск.
The assassin sets up his shotgun and he says this
Assassin:
"Hey, its your lucky day! Your about to get a two for one!"
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If God hadn't meant the рussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco.
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What do you do if a woman doesn't make you a sandwich?
Her best friend.
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A mother has realized that her three little boys have been sick lately she takes her children to the local doctor and the doctor runs some test and says the kids are low in iron in there blood so she decides to go to the local hardware store and buy some iron BBs and starts putting them in the kids food. A couple days later the youngest one come up to his mother and he tells her that he has been рissing BBs so the mom tells him not to worry bout it cause she has to iron BBs in their food so the iron levels in his blood and the youngest walks away ok with it then later that day the middle child comes up to his mother complaining about how he has been shiттing BBs and the mother tells him the same thing as the little one but then after the middle one walks away the oldest come up to her and before he says anything the mom says let me guess u have been passing BBs to and the oldest responds with no i was out behind the shed jacking off and i shot the dog
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How do you кill a redneck? Wait until hes done F*cking his sister and push the trailer off a cliff.
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Can’t believe how unlucky I am. Woke up this morning itching and with a big rash. Looks like I might be allergic to prostitutes.
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It's the parents' responsibility to sit your children down and teach them shame of their bodies.
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Just been punched by my brother for trying to kiss he new baby on the forehead. Apparently I have to wait for the baby to be born first.
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Wonder what toliet s think about ?Oh no another asshole
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