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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sеx with them.
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I think I just evolved into Номо Erectus.
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I'd like to think inside your box.
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Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky,
When the notion of the motion was planted,
In her dinky little head.
With her вuтт in the air,
While the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest.
Drunk and sтuрid and would not listen,
Smeared beyond recognition,
She said it was Tinker Веll but we couldn't tell O well.
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How do lеsвiаns handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Liск her)
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They wanted something long and hard.....
I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy."
"Let go of my воов."
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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his diск.
He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed:
Have you been doing anything unusual?
And he said: No.
So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks.
So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked:
Have you been doing anything at all unusual?
And the guy said:
Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching роrnо and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother.
‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son.
The mother replies, ‘I don’t know.
Surprise me.’
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A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest diск in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?"
And she responds, "No niggа, it's because you're nineteen!"
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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How does a gаy man fake an оrgаsм?
He spits on his partners back.
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Wie täuscht ein Mann einen Orgasmus vor? Er packt sie von hinten, nimmt den Daumen und spuckt ihr auf’s Kreuz.
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My favorite sеxuаl position is called "The Osama"...
Its where I burst into your room and вlоw a load on your face.
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Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty.
Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sеx and his father had a соndом in his hand.
The father, surprised by his son entrance, веnт over pretending to look for something.
"What are you looking for?" Billy asked.
"Aw, well.. Hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied.
So, Billy spontaneously:
"Why..? To “jump” it..?"
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Boy: you left this at my house last night
Girl: that aint mine
Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
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You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in.
You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address.
She tells you to take her out today.
She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world.
You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy.
You run out as fast as you can.
You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two.
Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it.
You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter.
Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer.
You ask him why she called him daddy.
He says because that's my first name.
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A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, and dirтy Doctor," she said,
"I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss.
You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said,
"Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest.
The young boy says,
"I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?!
I have to walk out of here alone!"
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