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What is similar between a gаy man and a housefly ?
They both love shitholes

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I remember one point, this older gentleman asked me for some prophylactics, and at that time, my sеxuаl vocabulary wasnt that great, you know. So, Im checking my word bank for the closest thing I have to prophylactics. Closest thing I got -- pterodactyls. I was all confused. I was like, Excuse me, sir, I hate to break it to you, but those things have been extinct for 65 million years.

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Bully:
"Hey! You suск."
Nerd:
"At least I don't swallow."

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Who's the biggest fаggот in the world?
Pac-man he swallows ваlls till he's dead.

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If this joke get 100 kickasses, I have to give some random pervert a вlоwjов.

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Have you seen the clown that hides from gаy people at Walmart?
I have.

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What's the worst part about going to a gаy picnic? All the hotdogs taste like shut.

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Q. Why do gаy men like to have sеx in toilets?
A. Because you can’t catch Aids sitting on a toilet seat.

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Q. Why do gаy Christians love cannabis?
A. Because the bible says that men who sleep together should be sтоnеd.

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My boy friend said if this gets 200 kick-аss votes... were gonna try аnаl. please don't vote. he's on Viаgrа.

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My teacher said take all the ваlls to the classroom, so I told all the boys to go back into the classroom.

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I was at the dentist the other day. He was like, 'Kevin, you have gingivitis.' I was like, 'Dамn it. I shoulda wore a соndом.'

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Did a sеxuаl harassment course earlier today at work. I think I’m going to be really good at it.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.

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I think some girls should be restricted from wearing yoga pants.
I just saw a camel toe that looked like a queen size mattress folded in half.

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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.

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I need your help making a cream sauce.

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Lady, how many sеx partners have you had?
Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.

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There is a four story building.
On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long diск, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles.
So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his diск was too hot so he stuck it out the window.
Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off.
It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story.
Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of diск from the jar and ate it.
He then told his wife:
Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!

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Chuck Norris made Dirтy Harry's day.

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