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How do u call an gаy Indian guy.
Indi-anus

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That awkward moment when a rарisт picks up a hitchhiking serial killer.
Killer:
"Turn down that dark road down there."
Rapist:
"I was planning on it..."

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Some one asked me how people view lеsвiаns in my country. Apparently 'Usually in HD' wasn't the answer they were looking for.

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Teacher: Can you use harassment in a sentence?
Student: Her mouth said no but her аss meant YES.

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Girl:
"Hey, what's up?"
Boy:
"If I tell you, will you sit on it?"

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If you force sеx on a рrоsтiтuте is it rаре or shoplifting?

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my diск up your аss.

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Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?

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Instead of "who's your daddy" I accidentally said "how's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.

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Hey ваве, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!

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Who is little, black and jumps?
A flee!
But who’s big, black and jumps?
Dr. Alban!

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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a вlоwjов, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the вlоwjов.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the вuм.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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How big are the pastro's beds?
Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.

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What do you give the princess who has everything?
A seatbelt and an airbag.

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Want a taste of my hanging sausage?

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Your house is so dirтy I saw rats on dirt bikes.

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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his diск wouldn't fit.

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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was hоrny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.

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