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Es ist schön, jeden Tag neue Freunde zu machen. Хубаво е да имаш нови приятели всеки ден. Alzheimer hat auch seine Vorteile: Man lernt jeden Tag neue Leute kennen... Quelle est la maladie la plus cool ? Benefits of having Alzheimer's: Ce qu'il y a de bien dans la maladie d'Alzheimer :C'est qu'on peut toute l'année chercher les oeufs de Pâques que l'on a cachésOn se fait tous les jours de nouveaux amis Was ist das Gute an Alzheimer? 1. Man lernt jede Stunde neue Leute kennen. 2. Man kann sich die Ostereier selber verstecken. ¿Qué es lo mejor de la enfermedad de Alzheimer? a) Que haces nuevas amistades con las enfermeras todos los días. b) Si estás casado, todos los días vas a conocer a una mujer nueva, te la vas a llevar a la cama ese mismo día, y nunca más vas a volver a saber nada de ella. Ce qu'il y a de bien avec la maladie d'Alzeimer, c'est que chaque jour, on rencontre des gens nouveaux. – Hva er det beste ved å ha Alzheimers sykdom? – Man møter nye mennesker hver dag. La arterio-esclerosis tiene una ventaja. Uno continuamente conoce gente nueva. If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side… …at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs. Alzheimer to wspaniała rzecz. Codziennie poznajemy nowych ludzi.
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Two men are walking their dogs, a Poodle and a German Shepherd. They decide they’d like to go into a bar for a drink.
“But we can’t bring our dogs into that bar,” says the Poodle’s human.
“No problem,” says the German Shepherd’s human. “Just watch this.”
He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar. “Hey, no dogs!” yells the bartender.
“But this is a seeing eye dog,” says the German Shepherd’s human.
The bartender apologizes and shows him to a chair.
The Poodle owner decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the bar. “Hey, no dogs!” yells the bartender.
“But this is a seeing eye dog,” says the Poodle’s human.
The bartender objects, “Hey, Poodles can’t be seeing eye dogs!”
The Poodle owner gasps, “What?! The agency gave me a poodle?!”
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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play golf and do lots of things that took two arms.
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn’t have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to кill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again. So the guy had to ask him. ‘Why ARE you so happy anyway?’
The guy with no arms replied, ‘I’m NOT happy … My ваlls itch!!’
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