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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.

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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.

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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.

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A biker walks into a gаy bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a вееr down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fаrт the kicks well."
The gаy guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the вееr, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fаrт the gаy guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".

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You are so old, you fаrт dust.

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Why was the fаrт on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

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Confusios Ssay “man who sit in church and fаrт must sit in pew”

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A boy comes home and proudly announces to his parents, "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!"
The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?"
Sticking out his chest, the boys says,
"Who farted?"

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What is the optimum weight of a fаrт?
0.0 grams. Otherwise we’re not talking fаrт.

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Clean and funny fаrт jokes (family friendly)

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Why fаrт and waste when you can burp and taste?

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Why do women always fаrт only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to вlоw dry—and there's nothing to shake.

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Yo mama so fат she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

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Yo mamas so fат that she fought a war with her own farts.

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Q: How do you know a gаy guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.

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Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

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Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.

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What do you call a farting boxer???
Gaseous Clay

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What do you call a ghosts fаrт?
A spirit bomb

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