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Yo momma is so fат Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

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Yo mama is so fат when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

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You're so fат you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.

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You know you're getting fат when you say you're fат in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

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I work at a local fast food joint. It cracks me up when a fат аss customer orders a quadruple stacked cheeseburger, with extra sauce, a ton of extras, extra large fries with extra sauce, and then orders a small diet coke.

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A fат man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fат guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

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Yo momma so fат her favorite food is seconds.

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A blonde, a fат brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says,
"I look fат," and dies. The brunette says,
" I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says,
"I think..." and dies.

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Yo mama so fат the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

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My girlfriend said to me, "Look at me, I'm getting fат"
I told her "Don't be silly... You've always been fат."

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Why are gаy people such great dressers?
Cause they've spent alot of time in the closet.
*slaps random fат kid*

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Yo mama is so fат that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fат аss off of me.

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Every time someone calls me fат I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.

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Finding out your ex got fат is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket.
Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face.

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Yo mama is so fат when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

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If you call a girl pretty, she'll forget after a day.
If you call a girl fат, she'll never forget it, because elephants never forget.

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Yo mama so fат the only letters of the alphabet she understands are KFC

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My friend gets offended when people tell fат jokes.
I told her to lighten up.

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I bought a pug for my wife.
Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fат, the pug seemed to like her.

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A fат man was standing in front of a kindergarten
One of the teachers comes and asks him:
"Are you expecting a child?"
"No. I am a bit fат that's all"

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