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Went to my friends house with my girlfriend today. As we walked in I noticed her phone automatically connected to his wifi. That f*cking sluт.

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Friend 1: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Friend 2: Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm!
Friend 1: Indeed, Comrade Comeback!
Friend 2: Thank you, Senior Sмаrтаss!
Friend 1: Anytime, Dictator Diскhеаd!

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If I wanted a b*tch as a friend, I would've brought a dog

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My friend:
"You have terrible aim"
Me:
"Yea, well if you dad had better aim we wouldn't have to deal with you, now would we"

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There are 3 girls on a island. they are blond, brunette and a black haired.
After 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says "Go home alredy. i will give you 1 wish each. use it wisley.
The brunette says "i want to go home!" and рооf she goes home.
The black says "i want to go home!" and рооf she goes home.
The the blonde says "i want my friends back!"

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Firend: tell me a clean joke.
Me: ok, i took a bath with bubbles.
Friend: now tell me a dirтy joke.
Me: ok, bubbles is the girl next door.

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Me: I stopped a girl from getting rареd today.
Friend: Really!? How?
Me: Self control bro, self control.

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My wife ran off with my best friend and man I sure miss him.

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There was a person sitting on the park bench. Some kids ran past and called him a motherf*cker. He didn't know what it was so he went he and asked his mother. His mother was startled so she said it means guests or friends. The next day some people said he was a рussy. Again he asked his mother and she said it was food. A few days later he heard a conversation and some said"having sеx."He asked his mum and she said getting ready. His girlfriend and her paremts came and he told them"hello motherf*ckers,рussy is on the the table. Mm and dad are having sеx.

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You: Do your parents know your gаy?
Friend: No?
You: HAHAHHA
Friend: Shit

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Friend: dude tomorrow is my girlfriend's birthday... what should i give her?
Me: give her your dick
Friend: idiот... i want something big for her..
Me: give her my diск then

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Why are the mexican and the black man friends?The border police hadn't shot one yet

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The turk told his friend i got satellite and his friend said how did you get the money?
He said: i sold my tv.

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Me. How do you celebrate Columbus Day?
Friend. How?
Me. You walk into someone's home and say you live there.

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Me: You can answer anything by saying "Lets get nакеd."
Friend: No you can't.
Me: Lets get nакеd.

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"A good friend bails you out of jail, a true friend is sitting next to you saying 'we sсrеwеd up... LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

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(My friend Angel cracking on this ugly аss white dude)
Ugly аss white dude- Shut up Osama before i report u to the DEA
Angel- Your moms part of my DEA
Ugly аss white dude- Oh yeah whts that?
Angel- Diск Enjoyment Association
Me and my friends- Oh!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama was gone for so long when she came back yo daddy thought she was yo boy friend.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are stranded on a island. They search the island and find a lamp. They rub it and out pops a genie. He says since there's three of them each gets one wish. The brunette wishes she was back home and disappears from the island. The redhead wishes the same thing and disappears from the island. The blonde looks around and says "I wish I had my friends back"!

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Me : So I just watched this film where a mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Friend : uhhhhhh
Friend : What was it called ?
Me: Finding Nemo

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