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“Never ask a starfish for directions.”
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“Алкохолът не решавал проблемите… То и млякото не ги решава, ама никой не го прави на въпрос! Проблеми Алкохолът никога не решава проблемите. Алкоголь не решает никаких проблем, но, с другой стороны, их не решает и молоко. Алкоголь проблем не решает. Впрочем, у молока эффект тот же. Tu sais l'alcool ne résous pas les problèmes... Ceci dit l'eau et le lait non plus. Alcohol zal nooit problemen oplossen... Maar ja, dat doe koeienmelk toch ook niet? Je ne prends pas de drogue, pourtant tout ce que je fais est stupéfiant ! L'alcool ne résout pas les problèmes... Remarque, le lait et l'eau non plus ! Το αλκοόλ δεν λύνει τα προβλήματα, αλλά ούτε το νερό, ούτε το γάλα.
“Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.”
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“I had loads to do today. Ah well, so now I have loads to do tomorrow.”
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“I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
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“BYOW: Bring your own whine.”
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“I put the ‘pro’ in ‘procrastinate.’”
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“I’m not lazy. I’m relaxed.”
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“There’s no “we” in fries.”
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“I don’t give a ship!”
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“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.”
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“Wine + dinner = winner”
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“He who laughs last is a bit of a slow thinker.”
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“Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.”
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“Dogs have beloved masters. Cats have waiting staff.”
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“Come over to the dark side…we’ve got candy.”
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“Don’t drink while driving – you might spill the вееr.”
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“I’m never late. The others are just too early!”
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“Change is inevitable, except from a parking meter.”
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“I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.”
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“I am an example to others. A bad example.”
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