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What is red and occasionally explodes in the fruit section?
A pomegranate.

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37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.

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Nurse to a doctor: Doctor, here’s your list of heart, liver and kidney donors. I already sorted them alphabetically.
Doctor: Excellent job. Seriously well оrgаn-ized.

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A guy goes to a doctor because he’s got a strawberry growing out of his chest. The doctor looks, examines and finally says, “Let me give you some cream to put on it.”

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Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.

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Would it be possible to cross an eel with an eagle?
Absolutely not. That would be eeleagle.

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Mrs. Blutwurst is to have quite a tricky operation
And is very nervous about it. Just before she gets her anesthesia, she
Grabs the surgeon by the hand, “Oh doctor, I’m so afraid!”
“Don’t you worry, Mrs. Blutwurst,“ says the doctor, “I did this
Operation 30 times already. It has to work this time.

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That moment when your teacher gets very angry with you because you’ve
Been nervously clicking the ball pen, but you still have to click it one
More time to be able to write.

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“Hey, Karen, how much do you weigh?”
“I’m not telling you!”
“Aw, come on, tell! Give me at least the last three digits!”

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Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean when
They spot a windsurfer.
“Ooh, look, a snack!” cheers up the first one.
The second one nods appreciatively, “And on a nice little plate with a
Napkin, even!”

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Girls mostly treat me like a God. They totally forget
That I exist and only approach me when they need something.

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My boss got really angry with me this morning. He kept shouting and cursing for at least an hour.
After a while my habits kicked in and at one point I said, “You’re right, honey.”

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The son asks his dad, “Dad, what can I do if I want To live forever?”
Dad replies,
“All you have to do is marry.”
The son is surprised,
“And that will really make me live forever?”
Daddy replies wearily,
“No, but the wish dies.”

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I was picking up my girl. Her dad looked at me very
Sternly and said,
"I want her home by midnight, young man!"
I said,
"What do you mean? You already own her home!"

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- I made cookies for you. It is an apology because I crashed your car.
- You did what?!
- Cookies. I made cookies for you.

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I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you Seen my cat?”
So I called the number and said that I didn’t. - I like to Help where I can.

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Astronaut's last words: ОМG guys, who farted? I have to open the window.

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I just like to sleep without clothes on. The air-hostess could have been a bit more understanding.

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Waiter? I’m sorry, but I cannot eat all this.
Would you be so kind and pack it for me? To take away?
But sir, this is a buffet.
Pack it up I said!“

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Funny, those road signs:
"Caution - Watch for Children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?

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