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I’ve always wondered why роrn films can be over 45 minutes long? I mean if it takes you that long to have a wаnк, you should be in them, not fuскing watching them.

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Does anybody else hold off on сuммing until the роrn star does?
Makes you think you’re one of them doesn’t it?
Even if you have just fast-forwarded the last 20 minutes

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Personally I don’t give a shiт if there’s local girls in my area. I’ve just had a wаnк and I’m really not in the mood any more.

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The ice bucket challenge has really raised my awareness of something.
It’s made me a lot more aware that a shitload of people I know are attention seeking сunтs.

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What’s the biggest difference between Google and Роrnhuв?
I’m willing to go to the 2nd page of search results on Роrnhuв.

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I wonder if Google realise that 75% of their traffic is made up of people using them as their ’emergency non-роrn tab’

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I just found the perfect place to hide a dead body, a place no one ever looks.
Page two of Google’s search results.

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Facebook needs a “I’ll Drink To That” button

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Facebook: A place where people, who know so little about anything, have so much to say about everything.

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This girl just posted a status on Facebook which said:
“Fuскing phone!!!!!!!!!”
Apparently, “Can I watch?” is not an appropriate reply.

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I just saw a group on Facebook - “We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.”
Going by that theory we would also need to find: A liver, a small intestine, a diaphragm…
And a реnis.

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Someone knocked at my door this afternoon.
When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino’s holding a cheese and tomato pizza.
“I haven’t ordered any pizzas,” I said. “This must be a mistake.”
“I know,” he replied. “Your neighbour forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for lunch.”

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The Mafia have decided to update it’s operations to keep up with internet trading.
Their first venture is called Pay-Up-Pal

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They say spending too much on the internet is bad for you...
I wonder if there's a website to find out more information about it?

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Kyle:
"Dude, why is my netflix DVD out in the snow?"
Ben:
"Well, I heard the coolest thing on the internet right now is netflix and CHILL!"

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I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet.

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Yesterday I set my wifi’s name to “Hack this if you can”.
When I checked it today, it was called “Challenge accepted”.

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There’s nothing but роrn on tv these days.
I tell you, it makes me so angry, I sit on the end of my bed and shake my fist at it.

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A salesman knocked on my door today.
“Who currently provides your Internet?” he asked.
I said, “My next door neighbour.”

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The General Rule of People you meet on the internet (only pick two):
- Single -Attractive -Mentally Stable

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