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My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shiт in person.

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The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don’t even have to hide a body.

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You know you’re fсuкing ugly when your Facebook picture is a car…

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The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything.

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If you’re sick and tired of every Аsshоlе on Facebook asking you to copy and paste stuff as your status, please copy and paste this as your status.

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I love selling stuff on the internet to people who don’t know you
I’ve already sold the same homing рigеоn 24 times on eBay.

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My wife accused me of loving the internet more than I love her.
It’s hardly surprising; every so often my internet goes down on me.

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After socializing and being nice to people all day it’s nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an аsshоlе on the Internet

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Asking someone a question used to be a good way to start a conversation. Now that we can just “google it”, I almost feel like asking someone a question makes me look lazy or weird for not having just searched for it on the internet.

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If you type “Tilt” into Google the page tilts.
If you type “barrel roll” it will do a barrel role.
I been typing “pay your taxes” for the last fсuкing hour.

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Joke Cafe one liners.
Because we shouldn’t have to think up our own facebook statuses.

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How can you tell if you have been spending too much time at home on the Internet?
Your spouse emails you a message saying dinner is ready and she/he uses the address
"Your spouse@home. Com."

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Don’t you find it strange how choosy you become when surfing роrn?

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Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.

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Did you hear about the pornstar who had a heart attack whilst filming?
He had it coming.

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My wife caught me on Роrnhuв so she stripped nакеd, and asked me to act out a scene with her. It was my ultimate fantasy.
I was hammering away when this bloke tapped me on my shoulder.
“Excuse me mate,” he said. “Do you want to get ripped in four weeks?”

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So I’ve decided to give up on online dating.
My wife’s idea

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Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them?
Now they put everything online and get mad when people don’t.

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Behind every good selfie are approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.

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You have to admit that the ingenuity and inventiveness of the human race is nothing short of astounding. Look how far we have come.
At one time early humans were nomads just walking around nакеd. Then they invented clothes and learned to build dens in which to live.
Then we discovered the wheel and learned how to make tools. Then came farming and organised civilisations.
Eventually we had the industrial revolution and machinery.
Then we learned to fly and invented TV and radio.
Then computers that were quicker than any human brain.
Then came the invention of the internet, the super highway of information that enables people all over the world to sit and watch other people er… walking around nакеd.

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