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Bully is provoking a wimpy kid
Bully: Hit me!
Wimp: NO!
Bully: Hit me!
Wimp: NO!
Bully: Hit me!
Wimp: I don't know where you are from but in this country we don't believe in hitting little girls.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

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I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset

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One day the priest lost his rooster. The next day he went on to church and asked everyone "Have any of you seen a соск?" All of the women stand up. Mad he says "Not like that. Do any of you have a соск?" All of the men stand up. Finally infuriated he says "No not like that have any of you seen my соск?" All the little kids stand up.

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What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie?
Putting the shoes on the flies!

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Two guys meet:
"Where were you lost my friend? says one of them."
"Well, I took my kids to the zoo..."
"And what kind of animals did you see there?"
"The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...”
"Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”!
"Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"

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Why is it nice being a baby?
It’s a nаррy time.

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When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

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What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
(A molar bear!)

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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening.
One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?'
The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.'
The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?'
The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'.
All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said,
"Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!

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A team of doctors attended the delivery of quintuplets who were able to walk immediately after the umbilical cords were cut.
The senior doctor was asked to explain this unusual occurrence.
‘I guess they had a lot of practice,’ said the doctor.
‘What do you mean, “practice”?’ asked a junior colleague.
‘They were just born!’ The doctor replied, ‘Well, it was standing wомв only.’

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Kids Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"

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What color is a burp?
It's burple!

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I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.

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What kind of rocks do young geologists play with?
Marbles.

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Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer
Smack!
Anna:OW!
Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna?
Anna: Andy punched me!
Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy?
Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.

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How big are the pastro's beds?
Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.

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Kid:
“I wish I could be like Batman!”
Genie:
“Wish granted!”
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

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There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.
The judge says,
"Do you want to live with your dad?" the kid says "no!
He beats me!".
The judge says,"you want to live with your mom?"
"No! she beats me too!".
So the judge says,
"Who do you want to live with then?"
The kid says,
"The Cleveland Browns... They can't beat anybody!"

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