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Dear Math,
I am sick and tired of finding your "x". Just accept the fact that she's gone. Move on dude.

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A mathematician stumbles home drunк at 3 a. M. and his wife is livid. “You swore that you’d be home by 11:45!”
“No,” slurs the mathematician, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”

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Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry

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Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10.
And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10".
The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

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Why don’t Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.

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Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems
I’m tired of solving them for you.
Thanks

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What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.

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Why was Нiтlеr bad at math?
He could only count to nein.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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One time this kid came back from school and said “Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?” And his mom said "Good news please.’’ and the boy said “I got 100% on my math test today” and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said “Now to the bad news, I LIED”

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4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. – 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.

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I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

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I bet nerdy kids in math call their friends Algebros.

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An infinite crowd of mathematicians enter a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one orders half a pint, the third one orders a quarter pint. The bartender says,
"I understand," and pours two pints.

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3.14% of sailors are…
Π-rates.

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I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

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Yo mammas so fат they had to make a new number.

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Chintu:
"You never study, so how come you don't fail your math tests?"
Pintu:
"Because whenever there is a math test, I don't go to school!"

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If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

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