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A gаy man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, “Mom, I have something to tell you. I’m gаy.”
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she’d heard him, when she turned away from the рот she was stirring and said calmly, “You’re gаy, doesn’t that mean that you put other men’s penises in your mouth?”
He says nervously, “Uh, yeah, Mom, I do.”
His mother went back to stirring the рот, then suddenly whirled around, and whacked him over the head with a frying pan and said, “Don’t you dare complain about the taste of my cooking ever again!”
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Rodney LimpWrist and his light-in-the-loafers вuтт-buddy Chauncey, are visiting the Zoo. ….
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They are walking hand-in-hand from cage to cage and they come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive еrестiоn. The gаy guys are fascinated by this. Chauncey just can’t bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, nonstop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by….
When he’s done, the gorilla throws Chauncey out of the cage. An ambulance is called and he is rushed away to the hospital.
A few days later, Rodney visits Chauncey in the hospital and asks, “You look terribly sad. Are you hurt?”
“AM I HURT?” Chauncey sobs, “Wouldn’t you be? He hasn’t called…. he hasn’t written…..”
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