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Q: How do rednecks have safe sеx?
A: They mark the sheep that kick!
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Hvordan har en ISIS terrorist sikker sex?– Han markere de kameler der sparker.
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Q: Why is air a lot like sеx?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy.
The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?"
The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new вuтт because my old one has an enormous сrаск in it."
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What's the difference between a person trying to lose weight and a virgin?
One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.
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Q: Why don't rabbits make noise when they have sеx?
A: They have cotton ваlls.
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Q: How did the blonde prepare for safe sеx?
A: She installed a padded headboard.
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A young married couple maintains a strict sеxuаl schedule. Every day, the husband and wife get home from work at 5 p.m. and have sеx at 5:15 p.m.
One day, the wife comes down with the flu and goes on antibiotics. The medicine kills all the germs, except for three, who huddle together inside her body to talk over survival tactics.
One germ decides to hide from the antibiotics between two toes on her left foot. The second germ decides to hide behind her right ear.
The last germ says, "You guys do what you want, but when the 5:15 pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it."
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What kind of math don't they teach in school?
How to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
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Sеx is like air.
It's not important unless you're not getting any!
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How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sеx?
One of his fingers is clean
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What's 69 plus 69?
Dinner for 4.
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Q: What's a man's definition of safe sеx?
A: When his wife's out of town.
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Practice safe sеx, fellas, whatever what you do.
I'm gonna go a step beyond that - practice good sеx. Women will appreciate that. Practice good sеx. You know it's some unsafe sеx if you don't do a good job and you try to go to sleep. Women'll be like, 'If there's a way I could кill this fool. I have not been pleased. Where's my knife at?'
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Why did the redneck school stop teaching sеx ed?
They needed the car for driver's ed.
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Q: How is sеx like bridge?
A:If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!
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Секс и бриџ Попитали радио Ереван: Quelle est la différence entre le bridge et le sexe? - Какво е общото между секса и бриджа? Sex is like skat. L'amour c'est comme les cartes: quand tu n'as pas de partenaire, il te faut une bonne main. Having sex is like playing bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. La differenza tra il bridge e il sesso: - Nessuna. In entrambi se non si ha un buon partner basta avere una buona mano. "Le sexe c'est comme la belote : si tu n'as pas un bon partenaire, tu As intéret à avoir une bonne main !" J-C Van Damme. Why is sex like a game of bridge? You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand. Разговараат двајца пријатели: - Сексот е исто како бриџ. - ??? - Ако немаш добар партнер, тогаш подобро е да имаш добра рака.
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A woman wants a facelift and her surgeon tells her about a new procedure. "We put a dial in the back of your head and when your skin starts to sag you simply turn the кnов."
"That sounds good," she says.
Two years later, she goes back and tells the surgeon that the dial is giving her bags under her eyes.
"I'm sorry," replies the surgeon, "but those aren't bags - those are your тiтs."
"Oh," says the woman, "well that explains the goatee."
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What's red with seven dents in it?
Snow White's cherry.
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What do you call a doll on fire?
A Barbie-Q!
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Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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Warum ist es schwierig, Männer zu finden, die sensibel, aufmerksam und gutaussehend sind? Weil die alle schon einen Boyfriend haben. Miksi naisen on niin mahdottoman vaikea. Miksi naisen on niin mahdottoman vaikea löytää itselleen hellää, herkkää ja hyvännäköistä miestä? - Koska niillä kaikilla on jo poikaystävä Pourquoi est-ce si difficile pour les femmes de trouver des hommes sensibles, attentionnés et présentant bien ? - Ils ont déjà un petit ami. Varför är det så svårt för kvinnorna att hitta män som är känsliga, omtänksamma och snygga? - För de männen har redan pojkvänner. - Защо за жените е трудно да си намерят мъж, който да е грижлив, чувствителен и красив? - Защото тези мъже вече си имат любовник Dlaczego tak trudno kobiecie znaleźć mężczyznę, który byłby wrażliwy, troskliwy i przystojny? - Bo on przeważnie już ma chłopaka.
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Q: How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax?
A: There's a stamp on it.
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Как можеш да разбереш, че факс е изпратен от блондинка? fax Το Φαξ. Το fax Woran erkennt man an einem Fax, dass es von einer Blondine verschickt wurde? Comment reconnaît-on un Fax belge ? Il y a un timbre Comment fait-on pour savoir que c'est une blonde qui a envoyé un fax? Il y a un timbre sur le fax. À quoi reconnaît-on qu'un fax a été envoyé par une blonde ? - Au timbre. Po czym poznać, że blondynka wysłała faks? - Nakleja na nim znaczek pocztowy. Mistä tiedät, että saamasi faksi on blondin lähettämä? - Siinä on postimerkki - Honnan tudod, hogy szőke nő küldte a faxot? - Bélyeg van rajta. Mistä tietää, että blondi on lähettänyt faksin ? - Siinä on postimerkki. - Hur ser man att ett fax har blivit skickat av en blondin? - Frimärke i hörnet... Hvordan kan du vite om faksen du har fått er fra en svenske? - Det er frimerke på den. Woher weiß man, daß ein FAX von einer Blondine Abgeschickt wurde? Es ist eine Briefmarke drauf. Hvad kendetegner en fax, der... Hvad kendetegner en fax, der er sendt af en blondine? - Der er et frimærke på! Kako znate da vam je fax poslala plavuša? Ima markicu na sebi.
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