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He: So then, what's your sign?
She: Dollar.

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For all those men who say, “Why buy the соw when you can get the milk for free”.
Here’s an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage…

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I yelled, “СОW!” at a woman on a bike
As she rode by. She looked at me, gave me the finger, and turned back around and promptly plowed her bike into the соw.
I tried.

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A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream?
The waiter says,
"Shivering madam".

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There are 5 birds in a tree.
A hunter shoots 2 of them dead.
How many birds are left?
2 birds.
The other 3 fly away!

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Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

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I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.

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Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers will go away.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man?
A. An oxymoron.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
A second man walks into the same bar.
You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.

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Why does the sтuрid man put ice in his соndом?
To keep the swelling down.

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There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t. So the chief asks his tribe men :
"Does this look like sh*t to you?"
"Yes is does", they replied.
"Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief.
"Mmmmm.. Yes"
"Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief.
"Mmmmm.. Yes"
"Liск it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief.
"Ammmm... Yes"
"Good. Don't step on it!"

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired."
Everyone laughed.
The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone.
He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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How many divorced Women does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
4,1 to sсrеw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.

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Ones the bus was full of people.
A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.

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If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.

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A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife.
See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation!
So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man?
No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!

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They put one man on the moon.
Why can’t they put them all there?

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Sтuрid?
He wanted to be a farmer.
So he studied pharmacy.

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