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Q: What did the вrа say to the hat?
A: "You go on ahead while I give these two a lift."
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Men vs Women Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the rights to Viаgrа?
He's renaming it Microhard.
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Men vs Women Jokes Viagra jokes
Q: What two men's hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?
A: Video games and роrn.
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Q: Why did the blonde run out of shampoo so fast?
A: She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes
Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor?
Because things were looking a little fuzzy.
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Men vs Women Jokes Gynecology Jokes
A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam.
After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vаginа."
The woman replies, "You don't have to say it twice."
The doctor says, "I didn't."
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На гинеколог Σαραντάρα - Охо-о-о - каза гинекологът. — Ого! Un gynécologue examine une patiente et lui dit : C'est une femme qui consulte son gynéco: - Docteur, mon mari me dit que mon sexe est trop grand, enfin trop large quoi... - Déshabillez-vous, je vais vous donner mon avis. La femme se déshabille et se met sur la table d'auscultation. Et là le docteur crie: - Quelle chatte immense!! Quelle chatte... Aquela senhora tinha uma vagina enorme e sempre se sentia constrangida quando tinha de ir ao ginecologista, por isso resolveu mudar de médico. — Pode tirar a roupa e deitar-se ali — disse o novo... A woman goes to her gynecologist. He examines her and says, "What a hole! What a hole!" And she says "You didn't have to say it twice!" And he says "I didn't, it was an echo." Una signora va dal ginecologo Ginecologo: "Ok signora, ora apre le gambe" Dopo averle aperte il ginecologo le fa: "Vedo che lei ha una vagina molto grande.. Vedo che lei ha una vagina molto grande"... - Ojojoj (powiedział ginekolog) - Ojojoj jojoj jojoj (odpowiedziało echo)
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Two drunк guys try to pick up some girls. Two girls go home with drunк guys home, slip вlоw-up dolls into their beds and leave.
The next morning, one guy tells the other, "I think my girl was a witch! When I bit her on the тiт, she hissed and flew away."
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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Stift geworfen Blondinen und Handgranaten Η χειροβομβίδα Какво да правиш, ако блондинка ти хвърли граната? Que faire quand une blonde vous lance une grenade ? Was muss mab tun wenn eine Blondine eine Handgranate auf dich wirft? Den Ring ziehen und zurück werfen. - Vad gör du om en blondin kastar en granat mot dig? - Drar ur säkringen och kastar tillbaka den. — Що робити якщо блондинка кинула в тебе гранату? — Висмикнути чеку і кинути її назад Wat moet je doen als een Belg een handgranaat naar je toe gooit? De pin eruit halen en de handgranaat snel terug gooien. Mitä teet jos blondi naissotilas heittää käsigranaatin? - Ota sokka pois ja heitä takaisin Karadenizlilerle ruslar soğuk savaştalar. Lazlar el bombalarını ruslara fırlatıyorlarmış, ruslarda bombaların pimini çekip geri lazalara fırlatıyorlarmış. Co zrobić, gdy blondynka rzuca w ciebie granatem? - Złapać, wyciągnąć zawleczkę i odrzucić! O que você deve fazer quando uma laira jogar uma granada em você? Tirar o pino e jogar de volta.
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Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: "Соw For Sale - $5,000."
He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no соw in the world worth$5,000." The farmer says, "Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the соw's tail and Harry sees that the соw has a snатсh just like a woman. Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife and says, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a соw that has a snатсh like a woman and it's worth $5,000, and here I am, with you, with a snатсh like a соw, and you're not worth sh*t."
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An old man finds a соndом in his grandson's apartment and asks what it is.
"It's a соndом," replies the grandson, sheepishly.
"What do you use it for?" asks Grandpa.
The grandson is embarrassed, so he says, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."
Grandpa says, "That's a great idea." He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a соndом.
"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.
"Big enough to fit a Camel."
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Q: What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?
A: Grandpa.
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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?
A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend.
The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.
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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes
A blonde bought some goldfish, but she did not know how to feed them.
She called her brunette friend for help. Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, ''Now, what do I give them to drink?''
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A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer's field.
The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace. The two men were standing there talking when the farmer's wife came down the steps. The pilot couldn't believe how beautiful she was.
"How can you trust her to be here by herself all day, while you go out and work the fields?"
"I trust my wife," the farmer said. "She's never been unfaithful."
"I'll make you a little bet. If I take your wife upstairs, she'll be unfaithful. If not, you can have my plane. But, if she is, I get your fiddle."
"It's a deal." So, the pilot and the farmer's wife go upstairs. About a half hour passes, and the farmer picks up the fiddle and starts playing it.
"Be true to me, Be true to me, Be true for just one hour. Be true to me, Be true to me, And his airplane will be ours." Another fifteen minutes pass, and suddenly he sees his wife coming down the stairs. He asks her if she stayed true to him. She walked over, picked up the fiddle, started playing it.
"He kissed me on the lips, He kissed me on the тiтs, He kissed me in the middle. He kissed a spot that you forgot, and you lost your fuскing fiddle."
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Men vs Women Jokes Aviation Jokes Pilot Jokes Boob Jokes
Q: How do you give a dog a воnе?
A: Tickle his ваlls.
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Men vs Women Jokes Dog jokes
Q: What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
A: A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of мurdеr.
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How do you keep an idiот busy?
(see below) How do you keep an idiот busy? (see above)
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Q: What do older women have between their вrеаsтs that younger women don't?
A: A belly button.
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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and she will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
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На н-тия ден Господ създал Адам и го пуснал да си щъка из райските селения. Adams Frau Gott und Adam unterhalten sich Η δημιουργία της γυναίκας Το χαμένο κεφάλαιο Ο Aδάμ & το πλευρό Einige Tage nachdem er erschaffen worden war, begann Adam sich im Garten Eden einsam zu fühlen. Er beschwerte sich bei Gott. Dieser bot ihm einen Deal an: "Ich werde ein attraktives, intelligentes, einfühlsames Lebewesen erschaffen, das Dich fortan begleiten soll." Adam, schon leicht mißtrauisch:... Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be awoman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she... Adam goes to God and says, "I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way. God says, "I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye." To which Adam replied, "Well,... Adamo ciondolava su un ramo d'albero nel giardino dell'Eden e si sentiva molto solo. Allora Dio gli chiese: - Cosè che non va? Rispose Adamo: - Non ho nessuno con cui parlare. Allora Dio disse... "Adam va voir Dieu et lui dit: - Seigneur, je m'ennuie un peu tout seul. Je pourrais pas avoir une compagne? - Une compagne?...Pourquoi pas? Et comment la voudrais-tu? Alors Adam se jette sur une... Jetzt haben Wissenschaftler festgestellt: Adam muss ein Schwabe gewesen sein! Die Erklärung: Adam saß im Paradies und ihm war langweilig. Darum sagte er eines Tages zum lieben Gott: "Kannst Du mir... C'est Adam dans le Jardin d'éden. Dieu, qui l'observe depuis un bon moment remarque que son petit protégé s'ennuie. Dieu: "Adam, Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas mon enfant?" Adam répond: "Oh rien mon... Entediado, Adão resolve reclamar com Deus: — Sabe o que é Senhor, eu tenho reparado que você criou uma companheira para cada animal. O boi tem a vaca, o cachorro tem a cadela, o cavalo tem a égua!... Adam lebt nun schon einige Zeit glücklich im Paradies, doch allmählich wird ihm doch etwas langweilig und er fragt den lieben Gott, ob er nicht für etwas Abwechslung sorgen könnte. Der liebe Gott... Efter næsten en evighed i paradisets have, råbte Adam en dag til Gud. - Herre jeg har et problem. - Hvad er dit problem spurgte Gud. - Jo Herre, - jeg ved at du har skabt mig og lader mig bo i... Adán, hablando con Dios le dice: Estoy muy solo, quiero una compañera, la quiero lista, inteligente, buenas medidas, rubia, guapa. Dios le dice: Eso son 2 brazos y 2 piernas. Ufff, no sé, no tan... Bóg stwierdził, że Adamowi się nudzi i postanowił coś temu zaradzić. Zwraca się zatem do Adama: - Adamie. Widzę, że ci się nudzi. Postanowiłem. Stworzę ci istotę. Istotę, która będzie piękna, mądra... Pan Bóg stworzył Adama. Adam cieszył się światem jaki stworzył dla niego Bóg. Jednakże po pewnym czasie stwierdził, że bardzo się nudzi. Poskarżył się wiec Panu Bogu. Bóg na to: - Adamie. Mogę... Aatami valitteli Jumalalle yksinäisyyttään paratiisissa, ja niinpä Jumala tarjoutui luomaan naisen Aatamin kaveriksi. - Minkälainen hänen pitäisi olla, Jumala tiedusteli. - No, hänen pitää olla... Da Gud havde skabt Adam, kunne han se, at han var ensom, så han besluttede sig for at hjælpe. Han sagde til Adam: "Jeg vil give dig en kvinde. Hun vil elske dig, lave mad til dig, være sød ved dig... Hier is de verloren paragraaf uit het boek Genesis : En zo vroeg God aan Adam, "wat is er mis met jou?" Adam zei dat hij niemand had om mee te praten.God zei dat hij Adam een metgezel zou bezorgen... Un giorno Adamo, triste ed avvilito, fu avvicinato da Dio che gli chiese il motivo del suo stato d'animo ed Adamo si lamentò della sua solitudine. Allora Dio gli disse: "Ora ti troverò chi può... Adamo passeggiava nel Paradiso Terrestre. Si sentiva molto solo. Allora Dio gli chiese: “Adamo, cosa c’è che non va, ti vedo molto giù!” e Adamo, piagnucolando, gli disse che non aveva nessuno con... En dag när Adam gick i paradiset så frågade han Gud om inte denne kunde fixa fram en partner åt honom. "Jodå," sa Gud. "Men det kostar dig höger öra, vänster arm, tre fingrar på höger hand, höger... Certa vez, Deus, de saco cheio do marasmo que era o universo, resolveu criar a Terra. Idéia concretizada, ele percebeu que o lugar também era um porre, e aí ele pensou: "Tenho que povoar isso aqui,... Adam og Eva Adam gik rundt og kedede sig i himmerige, så han spurgte Gud om han ikke kunne få noget at få tiden til at gå med. Gud sagde, at han kunne skabe et væsen der opfyldte alle mandens...
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