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"Taking a shiт" the movie........ Its coming out soon!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Bob!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the leaf pile?
Russell!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hot tub?
Stu!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the wall?
Art!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door?
Matt!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill!
What do you call a man (or a woman) with no arms and no legs on the grill?
Frank (or Patty)!

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Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. “Sometimes age comes alone”

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Bumblebees don't sting. They just ignore you. In some ways that hurts worse.

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I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role then realize I'm not even an actor.

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What do you get if worms ruled the earth?
Global Warming.

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Definition of Myrrh...
Myrrh: i. a type of perfume or incense;
Ii. the second gift of the Magi;
Iii. a great scrabble word when you are out of vowels.

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A вlоw up doll means an entirely different thing in the middle east.

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ME: You smell like updog.
FRIEND: What's up dog?
ME: Nothing much man, how 'bout you?

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LSD causes users to lose weight. Obviously. You can't eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge.

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If you are dating someone who only visits and annoys you at night...
... then you must be dating a Mosquito.

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"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers."
~ Taxi driver

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Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

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When life gives you potatoes there's something wrong with you...

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How does the IRS describe a day at work?
Taxing.

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If this post gets 400 likes i will fаrт on a мidgет!

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That's about as dumb as kamikaze pilots wearing helmets.

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Yesterday I took laxatives and Viаgrа at the same time. I didn't know if I was coming or going.

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Ever wonder why there is an expiration date on sour cream?

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"Doctor! Doctor! Everyone’s ignoring me!"
"Next please!"

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