One-Liner Jokes

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Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?

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One-Liner Jokes Aviation Jokes

Everyone has photographic memory!
Difference is some do not have any film.

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We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It's our New Year's razz Aleutian.

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My daughter was doing her homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo.
I, proudly and confidently, told her that he was just a poor boy from a poor family.

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Who always wears a strap-on? .

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My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain management during childbirth. Her doctor asked her at which stage of labor she wanted the epidural administered.
Her response:
"Just meet me in the parking lot!"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”

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One-Liner Jokes Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes Restaurant Jokes

Waiter: I just wanted to let you know kids eat free.
Dad: Good, I'll have water and my daughter will have the steak and a kid's light вееr.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes One-Liner Jokes Beer Jokes

What happened when Lee ate raw onions for a week?
He became Lone Lee...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah... thank you.

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When a small village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.
Randall, an older man, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"

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Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me,...
So from now I'm going to concentrate on getting taller!

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What's the difference between Big Ben and Tic Tok?
One tells time, the other wastes time.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I have a hoarse throat."
"Well I hate to break it you, but the resemblance doesn't end there."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Replenishing one's stock of mints can be a mo' mentos occasion.

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A blonde was driving down the motorway when she read a sign saying, "Clean toilets ahead, 10 miles on the left."
She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 toilets to clean.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Children are like pancakes.
The first one always comes out a little weird.

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ME: What does "competitive salary" mean?
BOSS: It means your salary will be competing with your bills.

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One-Liner Jokes Boss Jokes

My twin brother called me from prison.
He said:
“You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”

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Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
The Dead Sea! What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street?
Buckle your sheet bel

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One-Liner Jokes Halloween Jokes