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Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can кill him and take it.

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Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?

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Name for a men-only massage therapy clinic: Backs Treat Boys.

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Who did Noah hire to build his boat?

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Wanna hear a cereal pun? I'm not sure you're Shreddie for it.

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Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.

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All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.

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I tried to take the wrinkles out of my pastry. But I can't iron pie right.

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Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea?

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The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.

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In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.

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I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.
My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...
It's too dangerous.

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In fairy tale-land, if you cross a bridge, you have to pay the troll.

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Are archers into arrow dynamics?

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For which trendy grains have I cooled my enthusiasm? Quinoas.

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Several Olympic events involve coffee: eg. the decaflon and the java line.

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NED: Did you know that arthropods have hard shells made out of glucose?
ED: No way! You've gotta be me!

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1970s partygoers enjoyed a high Quaalude of life.

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My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can't handle that Ruth.”

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Saw myself nакеd in front of a mirror a couple days ago -- thats not the joke, thats what we called the setup. I saw myself nакеd, and I said, Holy соw, Im The White Man. Ive heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.

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