One-Liner Jokes

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Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.

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“The author's lawyer defended her rights in the book case.”

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who was sniffing nutrasweet?She thought it was diet coke. Submitted by CurtisEdited by Yisman

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Did you know that lots of lawyers put copies of their JD degrees on their dashboards?That way they get to park in the spots reserved for the handicapped.

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Tickle Nhat Hahn: Have you met my pet snake "Karma"?
Swami Mahahaharaj: Why would you name a snake "Karma"?
Tickle Nhat Hahn: Because he used to be a lawyer.

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“Did you hear about the doctor who was going from full time to part time? He was either losing his patients or getting a bit out of practice.”

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

As a doctor, I never make a joke about an unvaccinated baby. But let me give it a shot.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
She can't find her pencil and her тамроn is behind her ear.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A blonde approaches a stranger and asks what time it is. The stranger says,
"11:45." The blonde says,
"Really? That's so weird. Every time I ask that question, I get a different answer."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in the closet?
The 1863 Blonde Hide-and-Seek champion!

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.

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My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...
She is infringing on my right to bear arms!

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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled вееr on her?

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes One-Liner Jokes

“I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus!”

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... Yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in.

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Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Why can't little people be killed?

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One-Liner Jokes

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

"You see, doctor, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Carla.
“Well, try getting up half an hour later,” said the doctor.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes