One-Liner Jokes

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I'd tell ya about my diск, but that would be a long story.

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You know what I would do at the Olympics?
The U. S. swim team.

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I set my DVR to record 'The Biggest Loser' and it keeps taping Michigan football games.

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I saw a warewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The most important thing in life is to be yourself...
Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman.

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A mosquito landed on my wife's face... easiest decision of my life.

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I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

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I'm not saying she's a whоrе but... no wait that's EXACTLY what I'm saying!

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Skip the dамn apology аsshоlе... I'm not takin you back... But we can still have makeup sеx, without the makeup!

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Sex Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The lips on your mouth open just as wide as the ones between your legs...

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It amazes me to think that out of 100,000,000 sреrм, you were the winner

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I do what I want, where I want, when I want.... If my Mom says its ok.

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I laugh at GUYS who work at subway because they have to make ME a sandwich.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

As I sat there twirling my hair in my fingers, I thought...
I really need to shave my ваlls.

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Most people have a family tree. All I have is a cactus full of рriскs.

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Marriage and Family Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I hate playing sports with my girlfriend. I always beat her.
After I lose.

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Sports Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Watching the Olympics reminds me of how much talent I don't have.

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If you take the "G" out of gayness, you get what gаy people want.

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What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland?
The Сriме Rate.

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That awkward moment when you want to wear your apple bottom jeans but cant find your boots with the fur.

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