One-Liner Jokes

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A pushup вrа is like a bag of сhiрs. You open it up and its half empty.

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Dinosaurs are just an excuse to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

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The Chinese are making these Olympics seem easy.
They're winning gold with their eyes closed.

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A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own fuскin present".

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Why is pizza circular, but in a square box, and served in triangles? Awkward.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but loose my number and keep the baby.

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I only drink on two occasions. When it's my birthday and when it's not.

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Did you see the face on her? She looks like she ran a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym

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If I were a dam, and if its this hot.... Id be dam hot.

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Whenever you're feeling powerless, just remember that just one of your turds can shut down a whole swimming pool.

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The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.

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That awkward moment when you finish a TV series and don't know what to do with your life anymore.

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Dude, that camping trip was
In tents.

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Justin Bieber's new album is coming out.
Also coming out: Any man who buys it.

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

They say nothing rhymes with orange... Lies! nothing and orange don't rhyme at all

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I feel bad for kids nowadays. If the see a cool new toy on TV, they have no way to get it because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.

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Kids Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Obviously medicine companies don't know what fruit taste like.

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If u can't take a joke; Stop walking around looking like one.

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I feel as worthless as the red lights in Grand Theft Auto right now.

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Love suскs, true love swallows, everytime.

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One-Liner Jokes