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You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a wife.

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What do rednecks say after sеx?
Thanks mom

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Redneck goes into a doctors Anant and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sеx!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor anant asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sеx with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.
"That's not so much", says dr anant.
"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sеx with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sеx with my neighbour pakistani lady, TWICE a day," says the redneck
"Well, that's definitely to much", says the dr Anant. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."
"I do", says the redneck. "Twice a day !!!

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What did the redneck say to the stripper........ "call dad, he worries sis"

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Redneck asked his friend Anant " I want to divorce my wife and marry her sister. She must be hot in bed. What do you think ?
Anant - Don't make mistake. Both are same while fuuking. There is no difference"

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So a woman walks into a bar with her goose and gets a drink, moments later after being there a drunк man walks up and asks her :
"Where did you get that Pig"
And She says :
"I'll have you know this is a goose"
And the drunк man says :
" I know, I was talking to the goose!"

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Anant to his redneck friend, "Take care bro. Keep your curtains close while fuскing your wife. Yesterday afternoon, all street people enjoyed watching while you were sсrеwing!"
Redneck to Anant, "Shut up. Yesterday, I was out of town."

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You might be a redneck if you use old Skoal cans for Christmas decorations

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If you dad walks you to school because you're both in the same class. You might be a redneck

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MAN: I'm so sorry the marriage didn't work out.
WOMAN: It's okay, we can still be cousins.

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If you have more guns than teeth, you might be a redneck.

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With the rise of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guys truck leaves him

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You might be a redneck if, your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

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You might be a redneck if you think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.

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If your wife's boss paid for her воов job, you might be a redneck.

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You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"

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If you use the end of your fishing pole to unlock the inside of your car, you might be a redneck.

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If you mow your lawn and find a car...You might be a redneck.

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Girl: How do you do?
Redneck: Same old Method... Legs on the shoulder and then extreme jerks and shakes.....!!!!!

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Who needs a pickup line when ya have a pick-up truck.

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