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They wanted something long and hard.....
I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course”, comes the reply.
The first man then asks:
“Where are you from?”
“I’m from Scotland”, replies the second man.
The first man responds:
“You don’t say, I’m from Scotland too! Let’s have another round to Scotland.”
“Of Course”, replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks:
“Where in Scotland are you from?”
“Aberdeen”, comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it”, says the first man. “I’m from Aberdeen too! Let’s have another drink to Aberdeen.”
“Of course”, replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
“What school did you go to?”
“Sаinт Andrews”, replies the second man. “I graduated in ’62.”
“This is unbelievable!”, the first man says. “I went to Sаinт Andrews and graduated in ’62, too!”
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?”, he asks the bartender
“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The MacClyde twins are drunк again.”, because there ain’t no way I can pass that test.”anisms.
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
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Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!
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There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
Which one has the biggest тiтs?
The blonde.... She's 18.
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Friend:Who are we looking for? Me: We're finding Nemo. Friend:Then why are we looking around the school? We should be looking in the school toilets!
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Teacher:
“How do you spell “dog”?”
Boy:
“D, o, g, enter.”
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"Timmy, what's 119+1?" Asked the teacher.
"5!" Yelled Timmy.
"Yes Timmy, that is correct."
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3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie.
Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *рооf*
Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *рооf*
Blonde: I think-. *рооf*
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A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day.
“How do you like your new teacher,” she asked.
“I don’t.
She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present.
But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirтy?
Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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Teacher:
“Why are you late?”
Boy:
“Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher:
“What does a sign have to do with your being late?”
Boy:
“The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”
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