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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sеx in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sеx therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sеx therapist, so she did.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all you crose.”
The woman did as she was told.
Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room.”
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me.”
So she did.
Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not
Haf sеx or dates.” Confused, the woman asked, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
Is Ed Zachary disease?”
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, “Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your аss.”
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A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, “How about a вlоwjов?”
“What! Are you crazy!”
“Don’t worry, it will be quick,” he ensures his girlfriend.
“No! Someone might see us…”
“It’s just a small вlоwjов,” he insists, “and I know you like it.”
“No! I said no!”
“Baby… don’t be like that.”
Suddenly, the girl’s younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, “Dad says either you вlоw him, I вlоw him, or he’ll come downstairs and вlоw the guy himself… but for God’s sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom.”
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