Sick and Death Jokes

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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.

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Chuck Norris can кill with blank bullets.

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Chuck Norris can кill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.

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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.

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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.

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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.

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If looks could кill they would be called Chuck Norris.

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Yo mama so fат she died.

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There is a way to кill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really кill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not кill.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa comes down the chimney.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Mary held her little daughter,
Twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
Just to look at those funny bubbles.

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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.

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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.

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Why did Mozart кill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say:
"Bach, Bach, Bach."

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