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Chuck Norris can literally кill time.

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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.

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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.

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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.

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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.

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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.

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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
- He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death

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In the game "Clue", the мurdеr is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
"Dead."

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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just кill you softly with his song.

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There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck.
And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.

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Chuck Norris can кill a Great White Shark by drowning it.

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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.

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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.

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A man went into a bar in a high rise.
He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out.
He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more.
Finally the man asked if he could have a pill.
The flier said it was his last one.
The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars.
The man said that it was all he had on him.
The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar.
The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death.
The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, “You sure are mean when you’re drunк, Superman.

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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and кill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Ваlls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.

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Woman patient:
"Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die."
Doctor:
"You did the right thing to call me."

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Doctor:
"You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary."
Patient:
"Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"

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Why did sатаn die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

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Chuck Norris can кill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.

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