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Racist jokes are like white people.
They are the best.

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White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too
Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”

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White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do.
We do it in schools, because we have class.

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My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer
Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

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What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA!

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How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
None, that's a niggеr's job.

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Sure, white people can't say the "N word" but at least we can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning, Officer" and, "Hey, Dad."

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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.

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Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.

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Your mama's so sтuрid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Тwinкiе.

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Q: How do you рiss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.

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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour

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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No niggеr could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

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Whats the difference between a black Jew and white Jew?
The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber.

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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggеrs?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggеrs?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggеrs?
Prison Warden.

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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says:
"there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says:
"we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says:
"we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says:
"we have to many of these in our country"

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, 'quick throw off anything we don't need.' The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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