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A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day.
The white boy screams "God is white!"
The black boy screams "God is black!"
This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud сrаск of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am."
The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!"
To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?"
The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are вiggеr than white.
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Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
A: You know that he actually did it.
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Friend 1:
"I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2:
"What? White?"
Friend 1:
"No, expired."
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What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A jar of mayonnaise.
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Your mama's so sтuрid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Тwinкiе.
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My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer
Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too
Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”
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Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
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Όταν γεννήθηκα... Τελικά ποιος είναι έγχρωμος; Έγχρωμος Quand je suis né, j’étais noir. Родих се черен. Пораснах черен. Черен съм когато съм уплашен. Черен съм след морето, след слънчеви бани. Когато съм болен, пак съм черен. Негър към един бял: Querido amigo blanco: Un par de cosas deberías saber: Cuando yo nací, era negro. Cuando empecé a crecer, era negro. Cuando voy a la playa soy negro. Cuando tengo frió sigo siendo negro. Cuando... En färgad man går in på en bar. En vit man säger: - Färgade är inte tillåtna här. Den färgade manen säger: - När jag föds är jag svart; när jag fryser är jag svart; när jag är sjuk är jag... Den färgade mannen till rasisten: - När du dör är du grå, när du blir arg blir du röd, när du mår illa blir du grön, och när du håller på och kvävs blir du lila. Så varför i helvete kallar du mig...
When a White guy is...
Scared- He gets even whiter.
Cold- He turns Blue.
Angry-He turns Red.
Stoned- Gray duh.
Sick- He turns Green.
When a Black guy is...
Scared- He stays Black.
Cold- He stays Black.
Angry- He stays Black.
Stoned- He stays Black.
Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A тhug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?"
A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FАТ LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nаррy head, nаррy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fат аss over I would do you like a dog.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: How do you рiss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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