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Women who brag about multi-tasking should calm down. There's nothing cool about doing 2 things wrong at once.

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Today is International Woman's Day. It was suppose to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

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Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it

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I like my women like I like my ruм, 6 years old and full of coke.

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? A: The back of my hand.

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Chuck Norris fingered a woman and got her pregnant.

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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day of…

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A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his diск in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.

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In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb

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Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍

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Man: Have I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down here
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: If I could see you nакеd, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you nакеd, I'd probably die laughing.

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WOMAN : if you were my husband id poison your coffee . MAN:if you were my wife id drink it.

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I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
Fucking b*tch.

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Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

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A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies,
"No. I work for a соndом company. These are customer complaints."

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A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says,
"All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden nакеd for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden nакеd for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"

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So i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?

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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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If a girl ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

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