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‘Man dies after slipping on ice while visiting his mother’s grave on Christmas Day’
Yet another instance of the mayhem a woman can cause by being out of the kitchen.

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Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year, just proves that men are better at everything, including, being a woman.

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A woman walks into a bar.
“Why the long face?” Asks the barman.
An hour and a half later, he was regretting it.

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Jokes about Women Bar and Bartender Jokes

A fellow was telling his buddies that in the evenings, he goes out and drinks and carries on with women,but always goes back home by 8:00 O'clock. He describes it as "sin till 8 ting"

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Jokes about Women Bar and Bartender Jokes

Do you know why women in Milwaukee, Wisconsin won't drink вееr on the beach?
They don't want to get sand in their Schlitz.

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Jokes about Women Bar and Bartender Jokes

A blonde orders a вееr.
The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.
It hits the blonde woman’s воовs and splashes all over them…
The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the вееr off her воовs.
Each time the blonde calls for another вееr this happens.
So after the third вееr, a guy decides to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her воовs, the man
Jumps up and starts to liск her вrеаsтs and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, “Jeez lady… Why do you let the bartender do it?”
“Helloooo!”, says the blonde, “He has a licker license!”

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I was in a club last night and I got approached by a rather fат butch looking woman.
She had one of those fancy designer handbags with the words ‘ GUESS ‘ on the side.
“About 90 Kgs”, I said, “And you’re a man?”

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If a woman says she’s wrong, is she still wrong?

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They say a woman’s work is never done.
Maybe that’s why they get paid less.

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Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

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Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers.

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One day a man walks into a whоrе house. He goes to the рiмр and says, “I want
Something different.”
The рiмр says “Well, we have one girl that loves to take it up the аss.”
“No, that’s too common. I want something different.”
“Well, have you ever tried a Hurricane Gussy?”
“I’ll be dамnеd, that is different. I’ll try that.”
The man goes up to the room and takes off his clothes. A minute later a huge
Amazon type women comes in. She starts jumping up and down, blowing as hard as
She can. The man says, “What the hеll are you doing?”
“I’m Hurricane Gussy and that is the wind coming from the Hurricane.”
“OK, I’ll buy that.”
Then she starts beating him over the head with her вrеаsтs.
“What the hеll are you doing?”
“Those are the coconuts nuts falling off the tree hittin’ you on the head.”
The man says alright. Then she stands over top of him and starts рissing all
Over him. “What the hеll are you doing?!!”
“Those are the warm rains coming from the hurricane.”
The man gets up and starts to put on his clothes. Gussy says, “Where are you
Going?”
“I’m leaving!! Who can fсuк in this weather?!”

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Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind.

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Did you know that, in German, ‘gross’ means large? That’s what my German girlfriend said when she first saw my реnis. I’ve also found that non-German women also use this word quite a lot.

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I am so intuned with women that I can read her emotions just by lookin at her hands. For example..... if she's holding a gun she chances are she might be upset.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

Apparently if I don't forward a bit of chain mail I received, a dead woman will appear in my room at 1. AM. Guess who's getting laid tonight.

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Jokes about Women Dirty jokes

I hear if a woman has a tongue ring, she'll probably suск your diск, and if a guy has a tongue ring... he'll probably suск your diск too.

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Jokes about Women Dirty jokes

Today I got beaten by a woman. I was in the elevator when that вusтy thing got in. I was staring at her тiтs, when she said, would you please press 1? I did. I don't know why I got beaten afterwards.

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Man* haven't we met before?
Woman* Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic

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A guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye. He asks him what happened.
His friends says,
"Well I was in church and..."
The man interrupts "Church! How do you get hurt in church?"
The friend continues, "Well I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and after a while what with all the standing, sitting and kneeling, I noticed she had developed a wegie. Now me being a nice guy, I pulled it out for her. She turned around "WHACK"
"
The man says "I cant believe you did that", and continues walking.
A week later he sees his friend again and he has another black eye. He asks him what happened this time and his friend responds, "Well I was in church again..."
The man interrupts "CHURCH AGAIN? How do you keep getting hurt in church?!"
The friend explains, "Well, I was sitting behind Angelina again and..."
"Don't tell me you did it again"
"I did not, after all of the standing, sitting, and kneeling, I noticed the wegie again..."
"If you pulled it out again..."
"I did not pull it out. This time he husband was with her an he pulled it out for her. Now, I know she doesn't like that, so I pushed it back in."

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