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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own сrавs.
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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Yo' Mama is like a door кnов: everybody gets a turn.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sеx with her.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vаginа's in the Axis of Evil.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she got fired from a sреrм bank for drinking on the job.
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Мъж с маска и автомат влиза в сграда с надпис "Банка": Отпуштање Ξανθιά απολυμένη Ληστεία στην τράπεζα Ληστεία. ночная смена в лабе спермабанка. сидит одна лаборантка на... A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. Deux potes gays discutent. L'un d'eux dit : This guy goes into a Sperm Bank with a gun and a ski mask and yells at the receptionist to open the safe. She's confused, thinking this is the world's dumbest criminal. "Sir, this is a sperm bank, we don't have money in here! That safe is full of donated sperm samples!" The robber screams for her... Un homme rentre cagoulé et armé dans la banque du sperme Il pointe la femme à l'accueil avec son arme et dit: "je veux que vous buviez tout les flacons devant vous" La femme s'exécute afin de sauver sa vie puis lorsqu'elle fini le braqueur dit: "tu vois chérie quand tu veux" Mon pote gay vient de se faire licencier de son poste à la banque du sperme. Apparemment il buvait au travail... Ein maskierter Mann stürmt in eine Samenbank und hält der Frau am Empfang ein Waffe an den Kopf. Darauf die Frau: "Verzeihen sie, aber sie müssen sich geirrt haben, wir sind kein Geldinstitut, wir sind eine Samenbank." "Nein!", sagte der Maskierte, "ich bin hier richtig! Gehen sie sofort zu ihrem... ¿Por qué le hecharon a un maricón de un banco de semen? -¡Por beber en el trabajo! Un type est devant une banque... Il se cagoule sort son flingue et entre pour agresser la standardiste. Il lui dit : - Mène moi au coffre sinon je te tue ! Elle s'exécute, lui ouvre le coffre et... Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job. Varför fick bögen sparken från sperma banken? Han drack på jobbet ¿Por qué un gay que trabajaba en un banco de semen fue despedido? Por beber en el trabajo Miksi blondi sai potkut spermapankista? Jäi kiinni töissä ryyppäämisestä. Har du hørt om homsen som fikk sparken fra sædbanken? - Han drakk på jobben... Een gemaskerde overvaller stormt een bank binnen. Hij richt zijn pistool op de vrouw achter de balie en roept : 'Doe de kluis open, snel!'. 'Maar meneer....' stamelt de vrouw, 'dit is geen gewone... Un uomo mascherato piomba in una Banca dello Sperma impugnando una grossa pistola: “Fermi tutti”, e poi rivolto ad una infermiera: “Lei, apra la cassaforte”. “Ma guardi che questa e’ una Banca... Deine Mutter wird bei der Samenbank gefeuert, weil sie während der Arbeit trinkt. Spotyka się dwóch gejów: - Co słychać? - A wiesz... Zwolnili mnie z roboty. - Gdzie pracowałeś? - W banku spermy. - A za co Cię wywalili? - Piłem w pracy. - Har du hört om bögen som jobbade på spermabanken? - ??? - Han fick sparken för att han drack på jobbet. Hørt om blondinen som jobbet i sædbanken og fikk sparken? - Hun ble tatt i å drikke på jobb... Det var en gång en kille som fick sparken från arbetet på Spermabanken. Orsaken var att han drack på jobbet… Un tip intra intr-o Banca de sperma, purtind o masca si un pistol. Se duce la asistenta si-i spune sa deschida Seiful. - Dar, domnule, asta-i o banca de sperma! - Nu ma intereseaza, deschide-l... Влегува тип со маска на глава во банка: Отвори сефот да не те отепам мори и немој да си помислила нешто! Ама господине да ви кажам ова не е банка... Доста мори отварај сефот или готова си! Ама... One day a woman was working at a sperm bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says"sir you do realize this is a sperm bank right?" the man... Chlap v černé kukle a se samopalem v ruce vběhne do spermabanky. Vystřelí dávku do stropu a zařve: „Všichni k zemi!” Vyplašená úřednice jenom vykoktá: „Ale to jste se spletl, banka je vedle, tady...
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Yo' Mama is so fат, when I sсrеwеd her, I burnt my аss on the light bulb.
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Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.
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Yo' Mama is like a brick: always getting laid.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fат аss over to make it happen.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her viвrатоr went soft.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar - full of nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her сrавs ride dune buggies.
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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her niррlеs touch.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her вuтт to go to the bathroom.
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Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its аss back.
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