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Russia's Three Steps to Homework
Step 1. Putin it off
Step 2. Stalin
Step 3. Russian to finish

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What did a hоокеr say to the Russian President?
Vladimir Putin

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Trump, Hillary, and Putin ran a marathon.
Trump wins, Putin finished last.
US newspapers: Hillary finished second.
Russian newspapers: Putin won.

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Have you heard the Russian president has just taken over a planet in the outer solar system?
He's called it Putin-Uranus.

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Vladimir Putin receives a phone call from his assistant after the election...
"Good morning, Mr. Putin. I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your adversary has taken 61% of the vote. The good is, you've taken more."

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A communist homework joke...
Stop Putin it off man. You're Lennin it get to you. I know it's stressful but you really need the good Marx. You really are just Stalin the enevitable. Do it Mao!!

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Putin planned a holiday trip to the U. S. for the President's Day weekend sales...
But he cancelled at the last minute when he remembered he'd already bought one.

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“Hey what’s the Russian president’s name?”
“Putin?”
“Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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Do you know Putin
Putin these ваlls in your mouth

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