Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar. "Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?" "Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildо." "A pair of slippers and a dildо?" "Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuск yourself.' "
Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar.
"Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?"
"Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildо."
"A pair of slippers and a dildо?"
"Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuск yourself.' "