Science jokes

Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.

I love math - it makes people cry.

Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A:Because you can't drink and derive...

A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean.
Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef.
They start debating how to open the can without can-opener.
Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it.
Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire.
Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."

Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!

Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.

Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.

Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space?
A: Moonopoly.

Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!

A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."