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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "hey, will you give me a free вееr if I show you something amazing you've never seen before?"
The bartender says, "sure, but it'd better be good."
The man reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster.
He sets the hamster down on the bar, and the hamster runs along the bar, jumps off the end, turns a somersault in midair and lands on the piano.
He the proceeds to play the piano beautifully.
The bartender says, "Wow! That was incredible! Have a вееr."
The man finishes his вееr and says to the bartender, "hey, if I show you something else amazing that you've never seen before, will you give me another free вееr?"
"If it's as amazing as the hamster, sure," the bartender replies.
So the man reaches back into his coat pocket, and pulls out a frog.
He sets the frog down on the bar, and the frog begins to sing beautifully.
The bartender is again amazed, and gets the man another вееr.
As the man is drinking his вееr, another man rushes over and says "Holy shiт, a singing frog! I'll give you $200 for that frog."
The first man says "Deal!" and sells him the frog.
The bartender walks over and says, "not that it's my business, but that was a singing frog, for heaven's sake. Why would you sell it for only $200? You could have made millions off of it."
The man says, "nah, don't worry. The hamster's also a ventriloquist."
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This guy walks into a bar and sits down on a stool and places a bottle of prescribe medication on the bar, the man sitting next to him says, "What is that?"
The guy says, "These are smart pills," you take one and it makes you smarter.
The half drunк man says, "Your joking aren't you? and the guy says, "No I am not."
So the drunк says to the bar tender, "Give a large glass of вееr."
The drunк opens the bottle and takes a pill and washes it down.
A few minutes later the drunк says, "I don't feel smarter." and the guy says, "Well some people require more than one pill."
So the drunк takes another pill and washes it down and few minutes later he says, "I still don't feel any smarter.
So the drunк says, "Hey,let me see those pills," the drunк takes a pill and smells it and says," it smells like shiт and he tastes it and says, "It tastes like shiт."
The guy says, "See! your getting smartes allready."
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There were three strings that walked into the bar.
They sat down and they didn't get waited on so the first string walked up to the bar and asked for three beers.
The bartender said, "I'm sorry buddy we don't serve strings in here."
The string walks back to the table and tells his friends what the bartender said.
"I've been here before and gotten a drink, I'll go get us something to drink," said the second string.
The second sting walks up to the bar and politely asks the bartender for three beers.
The bartender says, "I thought I told your buddy we don't serve strings in here."
So the second string walks back and and tells his friends what has happened.
The third string says "Oh, I come in here all the time, I know how to order something to drink."
The third sting walks to the restroom where he ties himself up and muffs up his end.
He then walks out to the bar and asks the bartender for three beers.
The bartender kind of looks at him weird and says, "You a string?"
"Frayed knot," he replies.
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Волшебни прозори Ο ξενος Το πένθος... Ο σουπερμάν μεθυσμένος C'est une femme qui vient de larguer son mec На 3000-хилядния етаж на Емпайърстейт бюлдинг Un mec ivre entre dans un bar A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down Kommt ein Mann zu einer Feier im 99. Stockwerk eines Wolkenkratzers. Dort trifft er einen Mann der sagt: "Die Scwingungen dieses Gebäudes sind so gut This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place Un hombre entra a un bar situado en la azotea de un hotel y se sienta junto a otro tipo. - «¿Qué estás bebiendo?» Le pregunta al hombre que tiene a su lado.-«Cerveza mágica» Eine Bar auf einem Hochhaus Det var en gång en amerikan som satt i en bar längst upp i Empire State Building. Då kom det in en norrman och satte sig bredvid amerikanen. Då sa amerikanen: - Jag har kommit på att om man hoppar... Er zitten twee mannen op een dak So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says Dois bêbados estavam num desses bares nas coberturas dos prédios. De repente Un borracho que se encontraba en un bar le dice a otro borracho: Yo puedo brincar de la azotea de este edificio y rebotar. El otro borracho le dice que se lo muestre En man kommer in i baren högst upp i en skyskrapa Dos borrachos reunidos en un bar ubicado en un penthouse Een man loopt een cafe bovenop een wolkenkrabber binnen Sitzen zwei Männer in einer Bar im Hochhaus. Da sagt der eine zu dem anderen: "Wetten wir Mannen kom in på krogen högst upp på hotellet. Han beställde en dubbel wodka Resulta que una señorita llamada katy(una dama de compañía) llega a una de esas fiestas para gente de mucho nivel y dinero Un hombre llega al bar de un gigantezco rascacielos en el último piso. Pide una bebida y le llama la atención un gradulón borracho cerca de él. Mientras lo observa el hombre se tira por la ventana... A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila A guy goes onto a rooftop bar A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back... So Sitzen zwei Typen am Tresen in einer Kneipe oben im 8ten Stock. Meint der eine:“Du Siamo a New York Egy Manhatteni toronyház felső szintjén lévő bárban két férfi iszogat a bárpultnál egymás mellett. Sorra isszák a whiskeyket Dette finner sted i en skyskraper i New York. I toppen av denne skyskraperen ligger en bar Postávají dva ožralové na střeše mrakodrapu a jeden říká: „Podívej Spring fra skyskrabere Se i USA har de jo mange skyskrabere. På sådan en helt almindelig skyskraber med mange andre skyskrabere omkring Two men are sitting in a restaurant bar at the top of a skyscraper. After each had a few drinks Τρείς μεθυσμένοι
A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
He sits down and orders a вееr. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out!
"Holy соw! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!"
The bartender does nothing.
So the man takes another sip.
A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again.
"Jesus! He just jumped again!"
The bartender ignores the man. So the man sits puzzled.
The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink.
"How did you survive that jump?"
"I ordered a floatie drink, if you drink it in a certain amount of time, you can float."
So the guy quickly orders a floatie drink.
He takes it from the bartender, and chugs it.
He then jumps out the window and... SPLAT!
Right on the sidewalk!
The Bartender then says, "You know, Superman... you can be a real jеrк when youre drunк."
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