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Μετάφραση A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. C'est l'histoire d'un parrain de la mafia, en compagnie de son comptable et de son avocat. Le parrain demande au comptable : - Où sont les 3 millions de dollars que tu as blanchis ?Le comptable ne répond pas. Le parrain monte le ton : - Où sont les 3 millions ??!!L'avocat dit au parrain : - Ne... De peetvader van een maffiaclan kwam er achter dat zijn dove boekhouder 10 miljoen euro verduisterd had. Tevoren dacht hij dat een dove boekhouder een voordeel was, vermits die niet kon... De peetvader van de maffia ontdekt dat zijn boekhouder hem heeft opgelicht voor 10 miljoen Euro. De boekhouder is doof, en dat was een van de voornaamste redenen waarom hij de job kreeg, hierdoor... Кръстникът на мафията открива, че неговият глухоням счетоводител, Гуидо го е измамил с 10 000 000 долара. Понеже е глухоням, кръсникът предполагаше, че никога няма да чуе нищо и по тази причина...
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant.
The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The accountant does not answer.
The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my dамn money is!"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, "I don’t know what you are talking about."
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn’t know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, соскs the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my dамn money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!"
The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"
The Godfather says, "Well... what did he say?"
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says…go to hеll... that you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger."
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Die Suche nach dem Schatzmeister ОБЯВА ЗА РАБОТА: - Ало, разбрав дека барате нов благаjник во фирмата. - Скажите, это вы ищете нового бухгалтера? - Jó napot kívánok! Kérem, önök keresnek főpénztárost? - Igen, de keressük a régit is!
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An accountant is walking along the beach (also, not the joke) and he finds an old lamp.
He picks it up, rubs it and of course, a genie appears.
The genie says "I am the most powerful genie that has ever lived. I can do great and wonderful things and I can grant you your dearest wish. But only one."
Well, this accountant is a deeply caring individual.
He pulls out a map of the Mediterranean area and says, "My dearest wish is that you solve the Arab-Israeli conflict in the Middle East."
The genie strokes his beard and looks worried.
"Oh dear, " he says , staring at the map. "That's a tough one. Those people have been fighting for eons. No one has been able to come up with a successful solution. I'm not sure if I could do any better. You should probably make another wish."
The accountant is understanding and says, "All right. Listen, the IRS has asked me to re-design their 1040 form so that everyone can understand it. Can you help me with that?"
There's a long silence and finally the genie says, "Let's have another look at that map."
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