Animal Jokes

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What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.

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Animal Jokes Computer Jokes

What is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
Chicken goes cockadoodle do
Prostute goes any соск will do.

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Gross Jokes Animal Jokes

Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says,
"Thith carrot tathes pithy."
The other rabbit says,
"Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."

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Animal Jokes

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.

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Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper.

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Animal Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.

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Q: How does a blonde кill a bird?
A: She throws it off a cliff.

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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes Animal Jokes

One Thanksgiving, a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!
" Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, "He gave you the bird!"

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Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.
Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion!
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!

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Animal Jokes

What do ducks wear to party's?
A duck-sedo!

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Animal Jokes Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes

Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a веаvеr.

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Two cows were talking.One соw asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other соw replied "YOUR MOM!

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Animal Jokes Food Jokes

I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a рigеоn.

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Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours?
So he could hide in the crayon box!

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Animal Jokes

What was the last thing her husband said to her?
I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Animal Jokes

Two Bear Hunters
Two men went bear hunting.
While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"

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A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
Question:
What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
Answer:
A full bus of old men.

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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.

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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.

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