Animal Jokes

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What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? C'est quoi la différence entre une belle-mère et un pit-bull? Каква е разликата между жена адвокат и питбул? - Червилото Qual a diferença entre a mulher e o leão? Hvad er forskellen på en kvindelig advokat og en pitbull? - Læbestift. Vad är skillnaden mellan en kvinnlig genusforskare och en rottweiler? – Läppstift. - Mi a különbség egy női ügyvéd és egy vérengző pitbull között? - ??? - A nő szája ki van rúzsozva. - Что отличает женщину, с предменструальным синдромом от ротвейлера? - Губная помада! - Vad är det för skillnad mellan en kvinnlig advokat och en pitbullterrier? Läppstift.
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?”
The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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