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Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours?
So he could hide in the crayon box!

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Animal Jokes

What was the last thing her husband said to her?
I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Animal Jokes

Two Bear Hunters
Two men went bear hunting.
While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"

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Animal Jokes Men jokes Friendship Jokes Hunting Jokes

A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
Question:
What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
Answer:
A full bus of old men.

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Animal Jokes Men jokes Old People Jokes

Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Yo mommas so sтuрid when she licked a dog she said meow.

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Animal Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Stupid Jokes

Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.
Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal.
Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.
They take it into the car and continue down the road.
The little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do?
He thinks for a minute and says,
" Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch.
Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there" it will calm down."
She exclaims, " I'm not going to do that!
That thing is smelly and nasty!"
The husband replies," Well, why don't you just hold it's little nose!"

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Animal Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. A dog is always happy to see you
B. A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Animal Jokes Men jokes

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.

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Animal Jokes Heaven And Hell Jokes

Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run 'round and 'round till you're all pooped out!

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Gross Jokes Animal Jokes

Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly.
The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.
Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is.... fluctuation."
The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's suскs! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"

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Little Johnny Jokes School Jokes Kids Jokes Animal Jokes Student jokes

Q: What do you call a соw with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

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Animal Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Boycott Jokes

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: "I'm bakin'."

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Animal Jokes

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

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Animal Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.

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Animal Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Elephant jokes

A white horse goes into a bar, and orders a pint of bitter.
"Вliмеy," the barman says, "we sell a whisky named after you."
"What, Eric?" says the horse.

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