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Animal Jokes

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A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.

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Animal Jokes Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.

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They found a cat on mars...
A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.

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Animal Jokes Cat jokes

"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors.
Because they were Veteran Aryans.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto

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Animal Jokes Space jokes

When you are fighting with a lion in the river and both of you see crocodile

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Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?
He used some turtle wax!

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For those of you who have always lived in the city and have never set foot on a farm, these are what cow eggs like.

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Animal Jokes Farmer Jokes Cow jokes Egg jokes

Shiттy cruise but awesome buffet

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Religion jokes Animal Jokes

How do you prepare the chicken? We just tell them straight out they are going to die.

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes Waiter Jokes

How concentrated milk is made

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes

I will not eat anything that оnce had a soul . Not a problem he was a Lawyer .

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Animal Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Oh yeah, nearly forgot. She's been having really bad wind lately!

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Cat returns home after, what can only be assumed to be, a fight with Spider-Man.

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Animal Jokes Pet Jokes Superhero Jokes

Pony 4 sale Great with kids

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Kids Jokes Animal Jokes Horse jokes

Patience, Ted. Patience.

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Car and driving jokes Animal Jokes

Chicken lifestyle, input, output, caput

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At least Tarzan will always be white... Because Disney doesn't have the balls to put a black man on screen acting like a monkey.

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Animal Jokes Movie jokes Disney jokes Monkey jokes

Why kangaroos don't have tits

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Animal Jokes Boob Jokes