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Animal Jokes

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Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in

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Animal Jokes

One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said “I dont know it all happed to fast”!

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Animal Jokes Police Officer Jokes

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your соw”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a соw”

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A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.

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Animal Jokes Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.

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Animal Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto

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Animal Jokes Space jokes

When you are fighting with a lion in the river and both of you see crocodile

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Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?
He used some turtle wax!

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Animal Jokes

For those of you who have always lived in the city and have never set foot on a farm, these are what cow eggs like.

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Animal Jokes Cow jokes Farmer Jokes Egg jokes

Shiттy cruise but awesome buffet

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Animal Jokes Religion jokes

How do you prepare the chicken? We just tell them straight out they are going to die.

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Animal Jokes Waiter Jokes Food Jokes

How concentrated milk is made

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Animal Jokes Food Jokes

I will not eat anything that оnce had a soul . Not a problem he was a Lawyer .

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Lawyer Jokes Animal Jokes

Oh yeah, nearly forgot. She's been having really bad wind lately!

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Animal Jokes

Cat returns home after, what can only be assumed to be, a fight with Spider-Man.

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Pet Jokes Animal Jokes Superhero Jokes

Pony 4 sale Great with kids

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Kids Jokes Animal Jokes Horse jokes

Patience, Ted. Patience.

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Animal Jokes Car and driving jokes

Chicken lifestyle, input, output, caput

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Animal Jokes

At least Tarzan will always be white... Because Disney doesn't have the balls to put a black man on screen acting like a monkey.

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Disney jokes Animal Jokes Monkey jokes Movie jokes

Why kangaroos don't have tits

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Animal Jokes Boob Jokes