Animal Jokes

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto

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Animal Jokes Space jokes

When you are fighting with a lion in the river and both of you see crocodile

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Animal Jokes

Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?
He used some turtle wax!

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Animal Jokes

For those of you who have always lived in the city and have never set foot on a farm, these are what cow eggs like.

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Animal Jokes Cow jokes Farmer Jokes Egg jokes

Shiттy cruise but awesome buffet

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Animal Jokes Religion jokes

How do you prepare the chicken? We just tell them straight out they are going to die.

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Animal Jokes Waiter Jokes Food Jokes

How concentrated milk is made

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Animal Jokes Food Jokes

I will not eat anything that оnce had a soul . Not a problem he was a Lawyer .

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Lawyer Jokes Animal Jokes

Oh yeah, nearly forgot. She's been having really bad wind lately!

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Animal Jokes

Cat returns home after, what can only be assumed to be, a fight with Spider-Man.

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Pet Jokes Animal Jokes Superhero Jokes

Pony 4 sale Great with kids

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Kids Jokes Animal Jokes Horse jokes

Patience, Ted. Patience.

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Animal Jokes Car and driving jokes

Chicken lifestyle, input, output, caput

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Animal Jokes

At least Tarzan will always be white... Because Disney doesn't have the balls to put a black man on screen acting like a monkey.

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Disney jokes Animal Jokes Monkey jokes Movie jokes

Why kangaroos don't have tits

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Animal Jokes Boob Jokes

Moo! Moo moo! Mooo! Moo мо00000! You hear that, Duane? That kid just called your mom a whore.

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Animal Jokes

Top athletes pose for a photo, moments before the race began...

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Animal Jokes

Want to really mess with these guy's? Lay down and take a nap.

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Animal Jokes Office and Work Jokes

Keeping up with the Kardashians.

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Animal Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Only three men in the history have walked on the water: Jesus, Peter, and Anselmo. Only Anselmo has the picture.

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Animal Jokes Religion jokes